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Episode # 54 - Impulse (1974)

What do you get if you mix a cliche plot, random subplots, bad acting, terrible filmmaking, and William Shatner together. You get a little movie called Impulse. This movie belongs in the trash and is not worth watching at all, but listening to us suffer through reviewing this steaming pile is priceless. Trust me when we say that you should trust us and your impulse to stay far away from this movie. Its good to be back in the studio (or is it?). This is Alex and Will and we will talk to you soon!! 

Episode # 53 - Corpse Eaters(1974)

Hey listeners! 

Do you like watching dreams die, do you like the thought of some poor producer saving up $36,000 of his own money to make a film that was a complete garbage fire? 

if you think this is as funny as we do you will enjoy this episode and if you don't well you're probably a better person than we are but you should listen to it anyways!

Thanks for listening, talk to you all soon! 

Episode # 52 - Axe (1974)

Well here we are again, another movie made by the lizard people. They have no idea how humans actually interact with one another, but they do love the B movie industry. This movie was beyond ridiculous, once it derails it just keeps on going straight into the ground and by the end you're left wondering if you have any brain cells left. Please listen to our full review for your sanity...and ours! 

Episode # 51 - The Dynamite Brothers(1974)

Well it's that time again. Maybe the bar was set way too low, maybe we are just broken, or desensitized. We here at TMCOAN actually enjoyed this movie. It's a fun little romp through martial arts films mixed with blacksploitation. A good combination in our book. The romance between the two main characters was probably the most entertaining part. Listen to hear all of our thoughts on this diamond in the rough. Thanks so much for listening!

Episode # 50 - TNT Jackson (1974)

Well even though it had a thin plot, terrible acting, even worse fight scenes, and an amateur attempt at blacksploitation. TNT Jackson turned out to be a movie where it was so bad and awkward that it was almost endearing. Call it so bad that it's entertaining. Listen to the full review to see what we really thought of this dynamite movie. This has been Alex and Will and we will talk to you soon!

Episode # 49 - Bamboo Gods and Iron Men(1974)

Well what can we say about this movie except that if you want a fim that is just wrong on every level then this is the movie for you! Whatever this movie was trying to be, a comedy, a blacksploitation, or an action movie, it fails on every level. If you want  to watch this movie, don't say we didnt warn you. Thanks so much for listening and following! I can't believe we are almost at 50 episodes! Thanks so much for listening, we will talk to you soon.

Episode # 48 - The House Of Seven Corpses(1974)

We don't even know where to begin with this one. This movie has broken us, we need to take some time to repair our brains before delving into the next shitty movie. We don't even know how to describe this episode but all we can say is that we hope you enjoy both of us getting completely borked. 

Episode #47 - Help Me... Im Possessed(1974)

TMCOAN would like to submit a classified ad. Two drunk men seeking an exorcist that can cleanse them free of this atrocity that we have just been dealt. We need immediate help with this situation and professional exorcists are welcome, or amateurs that can just help us forget what we have just witnessed like a bartender or a frat party. This movie has put us through hell and has nothing to do with possession. Enjoy the full review and thanks for listening! this is Alex and Will and we will talk to you soon!

 

Episode # 46 - Devil Times Five(1974)

The devil has entered this podcast and he chose our punishment tonight: To sit through this movie. This movie was trash, it had no good qualities about it. But hey atleast we got some more good mispronounciations to laugh at like piranya and gouldfish, so thats one thing. But thats pretty much it. Don't let us tell you all about it, listen to the episode to find out how we really felt. This has been Alex and Will, and we will talk to you all soon!!

Episode # 45 - The Thirsty Dead (1974)

I don't really know what else to say except that this movie definitely made us thirsty enough to get alcohol poisoning. Which in retrospect probably would have been a whole hell of a lot better than watching this pile of steaming shit. But I digress, this movie is something that no human should ever have to witness, but we did for the good of all mankind. We truly care here on TMCOAN and we hope that you enjoy listening to this service to you. Thanks so much for listening this is Alex and Will and we will talk to you soon!!