Two Guys Drink Beer and Watch Terrible movies. Catch us on our YouTube page for monthly livestreams and on our podbean for more information.
Episodes
Thursday Feb 14, 2019
Thursday Feb 14, 2019
Ahh The Milpitas Monster, what a hilarious terrible little movie this is. If you were ever a young wannabe filmmaker and had dreams of making your own movies, this movie is for you. if you ever grabbed a bunch of friends and found your parents film camera and said "hey, we can make something awesome" this movie is for you. This movie tells us all that we can do it, we can make films. No matter how trashy, awful, shitty, and horrid it is. This movie is trash with just a glimmer of charm.
Make sure to tune into our livestream on youtube this Sunday Feb, 17th at 12PM MT. Come hang out with us and watch us lose our goddamn minds over the worst games we could find on steam.
youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS2kwSkHGu7e75FXgZezeVg
also if you listened to the episode and want to watch the youtube video we were referencing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mKvb0W3Bk
Thursday Feb 07, 2019
Thursday Feb 07, 2019
With this long of a title it has to be good right? I mean Bruce lee fighting his way back from the grave, whats not to like, that sounds awesome right? Well let me tell you (and this may be obvious, or should be..) this is one of the most misleading titles/posters that we have ever seen, and we mean it literally has nothing to do with the movie AT ALL. This movie is so loosely put together and horribly edited with a plot that goes nowhere. This movie shits the bed in the first 5 minutes and it is damn hilarious to watch. We only recommend this movie if you need a good laugh and to make fun of something for an hour and a half.
Friday Feb 01, 2019
Friday Feb 01, 2019
Well that sure was one hell of a ride on the Devil's Express. One thing we can say for sure about this movie is that it is stacked! There are all kind of genres going on in this movie, going from kung fu to horror to buddy cop, to blacksploitation and so on and so forth. this movie was a hell of a lot of fun to watch and we hope you enjoy listening to us ramble on about how much we loved it. Live stream will be happening soon.
Sunday Jan 27, 2019
Sunday Jan 27, 2019
This movie is so not smooth, but damn it is one hell of an entertaining mess. Velvet Smooth will be our film made by the legend Michael Fink, director of Black Force. This movie is all over the place and we couldn't be happier with the end result.
Saturday Jan 26, 2019
Saturday Jan 26, 2019
AUDIO FIXED
What a way to start 1976, with a complete and utter garbage fire! What other movie has a complete lack of plot, the most ridiculous sex scene that we have ever seen, and a taxedermied falcon Vs a golden Buddha statue? You would be hard pressed to find another martial arts movie that is as incompetent and one that fails on as many levels as this one. This is the special kind of stupid film that this podcast was made for.
Thursday Jan 17, 2019
Thursday Jan 17, 2019
Its not every day that we here at TMCOAN get a movie like this. This is some special kind of trash, the golden kind of trash. This is the movie that this podcast was made for, its a movie that tries so hard to be the best movie you have ever seen, but fails at literally every aspect of that. Its the kind of movie where while you're watching it you just think to yourself "was this made by human beings or aliens" its baffling to say the least.
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Youtube
Sunday Jan 13, 2019
Sunday Jan 13, 2019
I don't want to be born? more like I don't want to be bored, and let us just tell you, we were fucking bored to tears. This movie takes what could have been a somewhat creepy plot ( a demon possessed baby) and makes one of the most bland, lazy, overexplained, and garbage movies that we have seen in quite a while. you don't care about the characters, or the story. This movie belongs in a landfill but even that would probably be too exciting and suspenseful. This film made us give the same expression that the baby had the entire length of the film, Complete and utter boredom. Thanks so much for listening!
Just a quick reminder that we will be doing a livestream next Sunday January 20th! six hours of us playing shitty games and hanging out! so come and chat with us live on youtube! make sure to subscribe and hit the bell so you can know exactly when we go live! thanks everyone! We will talk to you later!!
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Sunday Jan 06, 2019
Sunday Jan 06, 2019
This movie is the film version of trash.
Livestream is going to be on January 20th. Talk to you all soon!
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Thursday Jan 03, 2019
Thursday Jan 03, 2019
Feel a creeping sensation running down your neck and spine? Do you feel it getting suddenly warmer? Are you like so many people frightened by the sight of a cockroach? Then Bug just might send some chills for you. With a plotline that is surprisingly bleak, decent acting, and some downright creepy imagery. This is a movie that we as horror fans couldn't help to enjoy. We hope that you enjoy this episode of They Mostly Come out At Night, for me (will), a huge fan of William Castle films this one, has a special place in my heart. Thanks for listening! We will talk to you all soon!
Sunday Dec 30, 2018
Sunday Dec 30, 2018
Are you ready to see the baddest mutherfucker you have ever seen? Amovie about our man Dolemite, know what i mean? This movie is so hip and so tight. We bet your going to get a kick out of this one tonight. Dolemite is so bad and so cool. This movie has someone trying to dope someone up and gets kicked into a pool. So if you can dig and can handle a movie that does nothing but glisten. Why don't you turn on TMCOAN and give this one a listen. This has been Alex and Will we will talk to you soon. So don't wait there too long, you might turn into a prune. Thanks for listening everyone. We sure do hope you had some fun.